○● B R I T I S H ○●

[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[-] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[-] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[-] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

Total: 5


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[-] You wear flip flops all year.
[-] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[-] You're a sports fanatic
[-] You are tanned.
[-] You're a bit of a bogan.(
[-] You have an Australian something.

Total: 4


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[-] The Sopranos is a great show.
[-] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[-] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[-] You know Italian songs.
[-] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[X] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10".
[-] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 5


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[X] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[-] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[-] You are dark skinned.
[-] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[-] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[-] You know what platanos are.

Total: 4


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[-] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[-] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[-] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[-] You get into contests all the time.
[-] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 2


○● I R I S H ○●
[X] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[-] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
[-] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[-] You have red hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 7


○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[-] You say nigganukka casually.
[-] You have nappy hair.
[-] You like rap.
[-] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[X] You can dance.
[-] You can sing gospel.

Total: 4 George Bush is kinda stupid and he's a racist.


○● A S I A N ○●

[-] You have slantysmall eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[-] You are good at math.
[-] You have played the piano.
[-] You have family from Asia.
[-] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[-] Most people think you're Chinese.
[-] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[-] You go to Baulko.

Total: 1


○● G E R M A N ○●

[X] You like bread.
[-] You think German Chocolate is good.
[-] You speak some German.
[-] You know what Schnitzel is.
[-] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[-] You went to Pre-school
[-] You're over 5'2".

Total: 1


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[-] You like/play/played hockey.
[-] You love beer.
[-] You say eh.
[-] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French
[-] You love Tim Horton's.
[-] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[-] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[-] You hate foreigners.
[-] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[X] You have had an abortion
[X] But love the penalty.
[-] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart.(only a few times when I went to america)
[-] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 4


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[-] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[-] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[-] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[/] You speak both Dutch and French.
[-] You like Belgian waffles.
[-] You call a pub or bar a café.
[X] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[X] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 3.5


○● D U T C H ○●

[-] You like the colour orange.
[-] You are a football enthusiast.
[X] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[-] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[X] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[-] You are good at buildinghandiworkprojects.
[-] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4


○● A R A B ○●

[X] You are a patriot.
[-] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[-] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[-] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[-] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[-] You are tanned.
[-] You have a black hair.
[-] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[-] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[-] You dislike reading.

Total: 1



Stolen from ~Ga-Ko